Kayla: Sometimes, fortune smiles on me and I get to nail tight piece of ass like Kayla. Friend of mine goes to a lot of Asian parties here in NYC, Kayla is there hiding in a corner looking like a deer the the headlights, a bit clueless and hardly any English. I've hooked my buddy up more than once so he gives her my number and sets it up for me. *Network* people, I cannot overemphasize the importance of a large network of friends when you are out trying to nail some hot ass. Anyway, I'm supposed to be Mr. Smooth Greasy Porn Guy but Kayla is SOOO my type when she shows up I was kind of reduced to junior high school "Derrrr you sure are purty" and a lot of foot shuffling and floor staring. Yeah screw you, she was cute. Anyway, a nice nice fuck, love that eye contact. Had a pussy like a vice and a mouth like two big soft pillows. I still sometimes chat online with her a bit, see I'm playing it cool and going for the long game you know? At least that's the theory... -FOBfucker